she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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