is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize