Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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