Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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