whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
