I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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