Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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