and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Who died my cat blue again?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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