I'll bet she douches with gravy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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