I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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