Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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