I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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