My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
jump out the window naked night went bad
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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