I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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