I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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