If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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