Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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