Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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