I swear she didn't look like that last week.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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