R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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