you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
