we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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