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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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