When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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