This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Randomize
