great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm too high and old for this...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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