I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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