And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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