you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
