chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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