bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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