I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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