I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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