I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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