Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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