i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
