K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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