I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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