You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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