I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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