just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
only you would photoshop your dick
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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