I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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