My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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