No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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