i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
