question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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