Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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