well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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