They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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