I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
