I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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