i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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