I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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