physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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