I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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