She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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