C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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