i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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