it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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